Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Speaking of suffering

PARIS HILTON STIFFED screamed this headline in the NYPost.

Yes, I know I don't usually go for "quality" media such as this, but while it may cause some suffering for Paris at least we should now get some more column inches or bandwidth for some real news.

Worse news is that she will probably be spruiking more rubbish such as "Rich Prosecco" Champagne in a can...

I really wish I hadn't scanned the above wiki link. Twas bad enough coming across the term "Celubutant", and to see her described as a "business woman" but was even more disappointing to see that there was not a single review of her dreadful yet probably most viewed cinematic contribution which received the AVN Awards in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year", "Best Renting Title of the Year", and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project"...

Still, I could swig a "Rich Prosecco" right down, and the can would still be "half full" even if empty to think that the outrageous extravagence (on the part of the media) may have to end.

Nah, there'll always be "a Paris".

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